Sunday, January 27, 2008

"So what's a twink?"

Thanks to everyone who posted comments on my last post about my blown date on Friday night. I ended up calling a fraternity brother of mine who lives down near New Haven to hang out. We met up and went to a college hockey game and then met up with a few more guys to grab some burgers and beer. So macho right?

I told them about the blown off date, which got us on a conversation about dating and how much of a mind fuck it can be. Should I call? How should I phrase the text? We read WAY too much into stuff. As we waited for our burgers to come one of my buddies turns to me and asks me the funniest question in the world.

Derrick: What's a Twink?

I almost fall out of the booth laughing. The conversation then moves to the different classifications of gay men and each guy then wants to know what type they are.

This was about a 20 minute conversation about who was a bear, cub, twink, and I called one a power bottom and wouldn't explain it to him and told him to look it up when we got back to his apartment. He was a little pissed off but laughed it off.

I have a three day weekend coming up to celebrate my birthday and the super bowl... I can't wait!!!

7 comments:

  1. Wait, were you talking about me again? Sounds fun tho!

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  2. Dude couldn't figure out what a power bottom was by name alone?

    Nothing Golden Stays

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  3. I don't get the concept of a "power bottom". What makes him stand out among regular bottoms? Is he able to put a coke bottle up there or something? (Ouch).

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  4. Dude - forget about the flaky fuck, you deserve better, plus, you'll probably meet some hottie at the Super Bowl!

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  5. happy early birthday. may eli give you everything you've fantasized about over the last few years. (by that i mean a super bowl win... nothing else.)

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  6. Just hold up a mirror - that will give you a perfect example of a power bottom. Sorry, SUPER power bottom :)

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  7. Is this power bottom cute?

    Give him my number...LOL!

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